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(860): View more from Connecticut

Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.

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(616): View more from Michigan

somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.

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(580): View more from Oklahoma

Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.

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(361): View more from Texas

I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.

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(614): View more from Ohio

she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.

(614): View more from Ohio

I was always good at matching as a child.

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(317): View more from Indiana

I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.

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(309): View more from Illinois

i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.

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