Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
You can't special order awesome
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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