I like my sex mixed with concussions.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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