Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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