I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Drake has all the answers
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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