don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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