I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
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You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
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hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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