if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
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some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
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I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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