remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
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Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
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I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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