All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
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Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
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I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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