Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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