Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I know her cup size but not her name....
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