he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
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Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
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The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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