trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
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Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
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Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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