People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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