Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Randomize
