their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Blood and glitter go together right?
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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