haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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