somebody snuck up and got me drunk
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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