this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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