its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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