You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I'm at about main and main street
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Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
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Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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