just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
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