Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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