Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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