her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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