You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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