I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
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she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
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The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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