we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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