I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
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Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
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You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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