Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
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I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
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are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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