I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I just googled if crying burns calories
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Randomize
