Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
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In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Watching her eat just hurts me
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
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Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
What happened to fro yo and sex?
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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