i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
