I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
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I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
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I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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