i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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