How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I am mentally ready for anal.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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