it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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