Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
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What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
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I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
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