your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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