Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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