Me too!
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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