why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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