She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
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He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
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If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
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Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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