Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
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what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
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I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
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