Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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