I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
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I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
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Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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