just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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