Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
He kissed a someone with a penis
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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