so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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