do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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