I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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