Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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