ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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