Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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