I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
im holly from the hills drunk
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
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We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
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woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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